Matthew Johnson (@mcjohnson922) 's Twitter Profile
Matthew Johnson

@mcjohnson922

He/him - Panromantic asexual - Cisgender - Autistic - Sports gamer - wannabe writer - Attacking my bio means you forfeit the argument to me.

ID: 1686173796

calendar_today20-08-2013 16:41:25

77,77K Tweet

362 Followers

238 Following

john (@johnsemley3000) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the American right is now fully owned by total pencil-neck weenies who are afraid of their own shadows, and braindead bullies tasked with enforcing their political program. like the Simpsons where Martin and Nelson team up.

Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People have rightfully noted the right's role boosting this, but beyond that, the online media take factory, where folks routinely pretend the country's up in arms about something because of posts that appear in the feeds of people who work in online media, needs to be shut down.

Life Grips (@ptrkbrn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Will never get over the phenomenon of conservative men logging to brag about what huge fucking pussies they are. GOATed post genre

River Page (@river_is_nice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Americans want so badly to believe that you can eat like a pig and still be healthy if you remove the one secret bad thing like artificial dyes, seed oils, or whatever. No other country would try to "make Steak and Shake healthy again". It's kind of beautiful.

Empty Seats Galore (@emptyseatspics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Sporting events… were once designed mostly for the masses. Now they are increasingly being repackaged to deliver more luxury and exclusivity -- an understandable attempt to maximize profit, but with an associated cost nonetheless." (✍️: Dan Wetzel) espn.com/golf/story/_/i…

"Sporting events… were once designed mostly for the masses. Now they are increasingly being repackaged to deliver more luxury and exclusivity -- an understandable attempt to maximize profit, but with an associated cost nonetheless." (✍️: <a href="/DanWetzel/">Dan Wetzel</a>) espn.com/golf/story/_/i…
Matthew Johnson (@mcjohnson922) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People are dunking on this 'cause not one player from this "masterclass" draft has played in the NHL after 3 seasons, but to me it just shows how unpredictable drafting actually is: nobody actually knows anything, it's all just guesswork & post-draft prospect development.

Matthew Johnson (@mcjohnson922) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Casey Wasserman, I think you got duped - NOBODY refers to it as "Crypto", at best it's "The Crypt" but usually people still just call it "Staples Center", its old name, because the new one sucks & is stupid & nobody likes it.

Hey <a href="/caseywasserman/">Casey Wasserman</a>, I think you got duped - NOBODY refers to it as "Crypto", at best it's "The Crypt" but usually people still just call it "Staples Center", its old name, because the new one sucks &amp; is stupid &amp; nobody likes it.
Matthew Johnson (@mcjohnson922) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is, like, embarrassingly fake. Like, y'all put so little effort into making this look real it's pathetic. One way you can tell is that if the Dems actually committed to any of these bullet points, they could actually win elections. PS: release the unedited Epstein list.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump: How would you like to be the husband of the wife that was playing around with a 14-year-old kid? Unbelievable. By the way, did you see what she looked like? Imus: She’s not bad. Trump: Not bad? Yeah, I'd say so. I know a lot of guys who are trying to date her right now,