Don't worry RWNJs, at home you can still get that gross Gelato.

A few drivers got to meet my pet rock today. They weren't fans.

Why is the ticket $180 for cyclist but only a $110 for drivers?

PSA: Two pogos and a heaping handful of smile fries only take 7 minutes in an air fryer.

Blue checkmark? More like red flag.

If you call your pre rolls large and they are only .5 fuck off.

"Sink the Rich" Seen in London

A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.

Still wondering about the science of this one. Why do I feel more naked when I'm wearing just shoes vs when I'm wearing nothing at all.

That's a whole lot of words to say you're pro child death...

If your reaction to a pedestrian giving you the thumbs down after you blocked a crosswalk illegally with your vehicle is to attempt to run said pedestrian over. Fuck you and your family. Quit driving you total piece of shit.

Tell me again how grocery prices are high because of inflation...

Reminder: Not showing your receipt is not probable cause for theft. They cannot detain you for not showing your receipt.