Tolerance break tonight (plug ghosted me after poor behavior last weekend)

Home alone, annoying my neighbors with music in my garage, and 12 beers and 2 grams of the finest in my fridge #beattheheat

Hey siri, why does my chest feel like it’s going to explode

Already dreading this hangover going to try to key bump my way out of this one, this plan never works but one day it will

Longest dry streaks of career 1. Birth to losing virginity 2. The one I’m on right now

One down many more to go

Welp another weekend, not laid and somehow managed to spend a tremendous amount of US currency. This Sunday is going to be a fucking nightmare and I’m not prepared.

Jersey shore bars tmrw, BV what should I expect? #help #enemyterritory

Shoutout Caesars for giving me free room Thursday-Sunday Zippy is going to be a fucking menace this weekend.

Leon 2+ pts ✅ Roulette so soon

Roulette went horribly, we need a big weekend

The best feeling in the world is double tapping this thing and the gatsby light shine back at me

The beer of a man who just put in his two weeks notice.

Sdt eater

A don doesn’t wear shorts, retard

Why do dark people love jeans and slides, shit irritates me to no end

My body count is 7 and one of them is #black #karate

Are they referring to his play or his 2 speeding tickets

“My Clanka”

Take Judkins under he at the bar rn