Anyone else have to whisper to their Google home so their phone won't get all "I can do that! Let me help you with that!!!"? 🤦‍♀️

I have done umpteen transatlantic trips, but a week in Florida doing the parks is the most complicated outing I've ever managed in my life. And I take kids on school trips.

For my brother, who I said goodbye to today. Goonies never say die x

I am v excited about this! Had a brill chat with @CupofteaJones last time around, and I can't wait to talk about the release of #Trespassers

When everyone loves a book and you finally read it and it's... not good.

Is it weird that I just turned 40 and I'm honestly only just asking myself "What do I want to be when I grow up?" (Unfortunately I didn't get an answer yet. Maybe I should ask Santa?)

I worked out how to use Google forms today to do student evaluations and easily collate their responses, and I feel like a badass 🤣

Playing a game called invent my own lane on i25 😬😬😬 #snow

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New Year's resolution: learn to use #tiktok 11.54am on the 30th December ✔️ #authorlife #amwriting #olddognewtricks #yaauthor

tiktok.com/t/ZTRbM57hF/ Happy New Year! A little present from me in our local community library. #AuthorsOfTwitter #authorlife #ferryman #trespassers #learningtiktok BIA Books Walker Books US

#ferryman #ya #yaauthor #BookTwitter #authorlife

Delighted to be held in such excellent company 😊

I am having the crappiest of crap weeks. And it's only Tuesday. I have a work observation from my supervisor Thursday. The way things are going I'll be job hunting Friday 🤷‍♀️

Hanging out at the #TucsonFestivalofBooks . Brilliant panel this afternoon with Sabaa Tahir and Sunya Mara on #FastasyWorlds.

Got my first manicure at 40 🤣 What next on the bucket list?

Me: must cut back on my spending. Also me: books surprise trip to Newport Beach and Disney in October for the kiddos. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The #USPassportservice have messed things up so badly I can't even get in the line to speak to an agent. Yes, I am traveling in less than two week. Yes, I sent my form months ago. Answer your phone!!!

When you agree to sign your name 5000 times ... and then the box arrives and you realize what that looks like 😳😳😳 #authorlife #handcramp

Weirdest thing in the sky camping in the CO mountains near Blackhawk last night. String of lights, all in a row, waaaay up high. All vanished at the same spot. NASA any idea what I saw? Pic looked a lot clearer in the dark last night 🤣 turn your lights off to look at it