(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

ralph nader ginsberg be we in paris or in lansing

we’ve already met.

Looking for a good weekend read? Try "The Swerve," a fascinating creative essay by guest writer Michael Donovan on his mind's philosophical meanderings during the depths of a long ultra: irunfar.com/the-swerve

going to the modern art museum with your friends admiring the abstract pieces and deciding where in the composition you each would live

and also which ones are weenies and which ones are gynies

finding out i'm eligible for medicaid like "omg i finally know what it feels like to live in any other country in the developed world 🤩😘"

i ran around, then i wrote about it in iRunFar (among other things): irunfar.com/the-swerve

shit has been named poop of the year by ass

yes, charli should cover “epitaph for my heart”

potatoes hasselhoff

i say this a lot but i really really mean it this time. let michael haneke direct it

twisted tea + lucretius #swerve

hoyt schermerhorn is a beautiful name for a baby girl

For my diagram heads here’s my 2026 mental roadmap

Emerald Fennell biopic of St. Augustine: He writes by candlelight [Voiceover], “Lord, grant me chastity and sobriety…” [I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas starts playing] “But not yet.” [He leaves the room. We see an “Augustine at the club” montage]

cameron winters think he julian casablancas. julian casablancas think he lou reed. lou reed think he a beautiful gay woman

when i go to the club i wanna eat those club crackers

"and I fucked up my guitar while I was fucking up my heart, while I was singing steely dan, crying "shake it" in the wind — yeah, a loser never wins, and I'm a loser, always been," he wrote to nyu law's dean of admissions.