'Weighs in' indeed. The man has never had an original thought in his life and has the intellectual heft of a potato crisp.

The humble swede was originally introduced (in multiple areas) as animal fodder, intended to fill the 'Hungry Gap'. As poor people can't be too picky (the Napoleonic wars also had an impact ofc), it soon became part of our diet (primarily oop North and in the Southwest).

Obviously with temperatures forecast to soar to 'quite warm' my days are numbered; the English aren't built to cope with this kind of climactic extreme.

We may have to anger the gods by casting a clout before the May is out; look out for news of the UK being swallowed beneath the roiling ocean.

Judging from the ratio, Rory - cisgender man of this parish - is probably weeping uncontrollably in the gender neutral lavatory he has at home.

Twitter is like the Flying Dutchman. We’re doomed to sail a sea of clownfish for all eternity.

A charming long-tailed tit among the catkins🩷

The professionally befuddled employ their low watt intellects much as squid use ink.

Scorchio.

Vampire dogs cowering from the direct rays of the sun.

Ordinarily people who don't understand risk management meet a grisly end well before adulthood.

Lucy, ever changing.

Other than my PC, I'm not much of a gadget hound but our awning (our *electrically operated* awning for bonus bourgeoisie points) is a godsend. Lucy thoroughly approves (bonus canine points).

Ladies and gentlemen, you may start your clout-casting engines.

‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube’.

I'm going to rest on my oars for the forseeable. Please accept this going away chicken* with my compliments and best wishes for the future. *It's an Onagadori, first bred in the Tosa province during the Sengoku period, proving once again that it's an ill wind that blows etc.