Genie: are you serious? Me: JUST DO IT [Pumpkin and Créme Pies rain down from the sky for the 3rd time]

4 P's of business: 1. Punctuality 2. Politeness 3. Pfries 4. Promotions

"Snackable Content" is a buzz word for Pumpkin and Créme Pies, right?

it's fall, ya'll. and you know what that means... 🏡 hide in my house 📺 watch scary movies 🍟 eat fries like popcorn i regret nothing

Genie: are you serious? Me: JUST DO IT [Pumpkin and Créme Pies rain down from the sky for the 3rd time]

Grab a Pumpkin and Créme Pie while the month of the pumpkin is still upon us (at part. McD's, ltd. time only).

It's not too early to start dropping hints to mom that you'd like a Chicken McNuggets platter at family Thanksgiving.

It's pronounced Fri-YAY when you've had your favorite $2 Small McCafe Beverage.

Is the man in the moon really a man tho? Because we're not so sure.

Buttermilk Crispy Tenders is like the official food of Sunday. Trust us, we're officials (at part. McD's).

Don't be depresso. Instead get a McCafé Espresso.

Some like it hot. Luckily for those people there's the Signature Sriracha Sandwich (at part. McD's, ltd. time only).

If it is wrong to love a Big Mac, then I don't want to be right.

$1 Any Size Soft Drinks appreciate you as much as you do them. Just ask one. (at part. McD's, a la carte only, ltd. time)

A Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit is the hero every morning needs.

McCafé Mocha—like a mocha, but better.

Like most good things, Pumpkin and Créme Pie won't last forever so get it while you can at participating McD's.

A Signature Crafted Sandwich: the addition your family needs.

Acid wash jeans may never come back, but the McRib does. Get it now at part. McD's!

Can you bring a platter of fries to your Friendsgiving and count it as your contribution? Absolutely.