Well son, it all started when I was 34 weeks deep in your mom's instagram and accidentally double tapped a photo at 2am...

chacos lead me on adventures without borders let me walk atop the mountains and instagram their beauty

Ready to shoot some birds tomorrow. #openingday

“@emmagerman94: “Female Problems: marry someone u want to annoy for the rest of your life” that's you Joshua McCurdy” and their family.

@KatieeeEdwards I literally just finished watching it.😍❤️

Sorry, I'm way too tired to do anything tonight. I just need to take a shower, get to bed early, then look at stuff on my phone until 4 AM.

Just bought my Lecrae and It’s pronounced ‘mini-o’ tickets!! #ANOMALY #TheSystemDidntPlanForThis

#Anomaly Tour Houston...amazing! instagram.com/p/tuT6O_jSd_/

there may be pain in the night but Chick-fil-A, Inc. opens in the morning

keep Christ in american consumeri...i mean christmas

At no point should a male have reindeer antlers or a Rudolph nose on their vehicle. Ever. Carry on.

It's the first Friday night of 2015, so make sure you do something extra crazy like watch Netflix for 9 hours instead of the usual 8.

'but i got a blank space baby and i'll write your name' -what Jesus plays when someone's name is written in the book of life