a bit suspicious that ALL the presidents share a birthday

When you fail Wordle and it finally reveals the answer:

absolutely gutted

i broke down will smith slapping chris rock at the oscars

almost had a heart attack

The moment to stop Uvalde was right after Sandy Hook. After Santa Fe High. After El Paso. Instead, Abbott made it easier to carry guns in public. The moment to stop the next slaughter is right now.

Governor Abbott, if you have any decency, you will immediately withdraw from this weekend’s NRA convention and urge them to hold it anywhere but Texas.

18 years ago today

I hear harry styles added splash zone seating to his MSG shows

baby (me) got back (pain)

I don’t wanna go to facebook when twitter dies

the new twitter crossed a line when it started interfering with my shitpost content

IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANY VERSION OF THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL AND ENJOYED IT PLZ RETWEET THIS BC I AM SO COLD NOW AND NEED TO BE WARMED BY YOUR TWEETS.

the older brad pitt gets, the more he looks like kid rock

texans are so scary bc they have a very mild accent so you think they're normal and let your guard down and then you offer them an orange and they say "i've never eaten fruit"

the european mind can’t comprehend this

oh earthquake in nyc?

The only people allowed to write songs about cars/driving without any restrictions are Charli XCX and Bruce Springsteen

Dave The Dave Matthews Band