“bro” but in a flirty way

do i have commitment issues because of a scrawny dangly earring white boy or because no guy can compare to harry styles?

2013 gon be my year

i'm sorry but if your bio says you work at the krusty krab i'm not friending you on facebook

me in September: “alright plenty of time to turn this 56% into an A” me in December:

college is the biggest scam in america

I've cried everytime i've watched this

never will be able to commit to a gym because i will dance on the treadmills...

this just proves the 20s will be the best decade

Just a reminder the gyms are going to be crowded. Have patience. Be kind. Someone’s eagerly excited & nervous to begin a new path toward being healthy. Before getting annoyed remember we all started somewhere. They are paying & entitled to the gym space just as much as you are

"guys we should just start twerking in a triangle maybe we'll get better"

I hate to say this but class of '23 isn't as bad as we thought....

I'm so sick of high school and the people always blaming other innocent people to save their own asses

My only goal for this year is to show them who they missed out on 💯

Any pet friendly bars? Me and my cat are tryna get wasted