I’m 2022 nobody’s knowing shit about me. Shooting for ultimate privacy this year 🎈

Maybe in 2022 I can actually start washing my makeup brushes.

Please, please p l e a s e stop calling 911 and using an ambulance to go to the ER for non emergent things, or feeling bad because of Covid. It’s Covid, you’re gonna feel bad. You don’t need to go to the ER. Especially by ambulance!!!

Im forced to watch a lot of ESPN and sports center and shit and I swear the only word these hosts know is “physicality.” If I had a dollar for every time they use it!!!

Hi yeah. This actually isn’t inspiring at all and is really just underlining the fact that EMS services have been so underpaid for so long, people no longer work in the service!!!! So high school students have “pick up the slack” !!! We’re literally drowning in 911 calls 😭 help!

This is so beautifully written and even more important 😓

Only 1.5 more years until I can work a job where people won’t die if I don’t make it to work. Check on your essential workers the next few days. Police, fire, EMS, nurses don’t get to shut down because of weather

Started a new book at the beginning of my shift, and just finished it. Fastest shift ever, it’s crazy how a book can transport you to a whole other dimension!! #yayreading

Not a lot scares me or gets me worked up anymore. I’ve seen a lot and I’ve heard even more, but man… every now and again an incident just really hits you. Reminds you just how precious life is and how quickly it can slip away.

Idea: a captcha before you post a political view but instead of finding buses, you have to correctly identify on a blank map where the country you want to tweet about is located

I was struggling to choose between 2 books so I bought 7.

We got 800 applications for a customer service job opening in the last few days. We pay a living wage ($70k+), full benefits, 401(k), paid parental leave, let people work where they want. There's no labor shortage. There's a shortage of jobs treating people with basic respect.

I have to write a paper for school about my cultural diversity and background…. And how do you do that when your family is the ✨whitest✨ and most vanilla family on the planet!!!!

If you’re 25 and no one has told you to start putting money in a Roth IRA, I’m here to tell you start putting money in a Roth IRA.

I know a lot of people don’t know this… but people call for an ambulance for the most normal shit. Vomiting. Just not feeling good. Straight up anxiety!!! Out of 100 ambulance runs maybe 5 are actual life or death emergencies. And it will never fail to blow my mind

It’s been almost 48 hours without power, in 100 degree heat. I’ve spent well over $100 so far just keep the generator running that’s keeping our food from spoiling. I’ve never been tested more as an adult.. I don’t if I’m gonna make it.

One of my coworkers told me today that it’s convenient that I’m pro choice and liberals are pro choice because “most aborted babies are people of color” and all liberals are actually secretly racist?? So we claim to be pro women and choice but really just want less POCs .. hmm.

I think the opposite is true. Parents who end up having an empty nest in their 40s who realize they have no personality, hobbies or identity because they spent the last 18+ years being nothing but a parent. This is why the midlife crisis is a thing.

Are we really comparing spending billions of dollars on a social media platform to spending billions of dollars helping a country in a time of war?! … this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard