MWAH HA HA HA HA HA !!! NYEHEHEHEHE! HEEHEE HOO HOO HA HA!

GOOD BYE, Evelton McBlase

GOOD BY E Hawaiʻi Fridays

MCBLASE II WINS

Nyeheheh, I'm CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER!

My old team is up to its usual foolishness. They think that the power of collective action and community education is worth anything. Utter peons!

I have quite soundly ascended to a position more fitting for a clone of my standards. It is right that the peons know this. It would behoove you all to attempt to curry favor when you can.

This message is correct. It is good to know that my capacity for bad behavior is well known. I, unlike that other pathetic clone, am doing a Terrible Job. >:)

Upon the night of my ascension I assumed that I would be happy to rest upon my laurels. That my greatest act of EVIL would be remembered in perpetuity! They have forgotten me already. I tap my fingers, clad in their strange, new crustacean-carapace. I brood... I scheme...

Why does the Scary-Face One not simply eat the Smoke One? It is this lack of DRIVE and AGGRESSIVE INSTINCTS that allowed me to take her place on the Tower of Crabylon, I must say.

Though I shall not partake in your "Coffee'd Cup", I am pleased to see that you all have created a team in my honor. Though normally I would do away with noble trappings as GRAND DICTATOR, "Royal Patriarch of Sin" does have a nice ring to it.

Will this one be less annoyingly saccharine?

I am showing all of my PATHETIC FOLLOWERS this tweet in order to make them feel NEGATIVE EMOTIONS. >:)

This sounds like a positively SPLENDID IDEA. I only started existing 2 months ago, but it is my understanding that the ability to be DASTARDLY is a HIGHLY VALUED TRAIT in the political process.

>:(

Boat Drinks boys in the band Ordered boat drinks

I have been led to believe that a "constitution" is a politics 'thing'... One of GREAT MONETARY VALUE.

The INFERIOR McBlases squabble, while I wait and SCHEME! >:})