#HappyBirthdayLiam you're old...older than you were last year

Porn on the tl. #YouNeedJesus

And I can't change,even if I tried. Even if I wanted to

A bit sad, that some of my friends on here are gone. But glad to see some have stuck around. #GolfWang

Who pissed in your cereal? Tu es el pendejo!

Para Miley, Tu es muy hermosa y simpatica. Yo soy gracioso y jovencito

@shcllcy GEORGINA

@shcllcy HOLD UP. SAY WHAT. AIN'T NO ONE CAN PULL THIS SHIT OFF. NO ME GUSTA NADA. ELLOS SON PENDEJOS

@shcllcy I said they were assholes

@shcllcy I have terrible grammar haha

@shcllcy Well I am here, to offer my infinite wisdom.

Is it burrito night?!

"Kendall kept trying to make me suck her dick" Me, totally straightfaced "I knew she had a dildo"

LIAM!

If you can't stand cute couples, you obviously ain't getting laid.

Most people complain about couples who start dating and get engaged in the same day. But Zayn and I have been at this since December...

I just wanna chill

You don't know us, or the shit we have been through. So you can go #FuckOff

Call your mother.