Sky Sports Premier League Harry Redknapp’s version of this story is hilarious.

The boss

He could’ve left it at “game should’ve stopped for head injury” but he’s devised a whole story for how it should play out

If we behaved the way our rivals wanted us to..

Dear Peter Obi, I hope you’re well? If so, doxology. I’m writing to inform you that tonight is Dress Like Your Miracle. Sir, please, help me to dress like the President of Nigeria🙏🙏🙏 Half the prayer points in my journal will disappear if we have good governance🥹🥹🥹

Even our fans are putting the fear of God in the opponent during corners😂😂😂

If this is Arteta haram_ball long may it live in Jesus name

Vince™ If arsenal where playing like Mourinho brudda your man wouldn't be saying this

“If you don’t like love making, please don’t get married. All these missionary people normally do in marriages must stop, there’s no where in the Bible that says women shouldn’t be at the top” - Pastor Bisi Adewale

Liverpool getting favoured Tiago fell at 90:34min Left d pitch 93:02min Ref blew whistle 101:02min Extra 1min Where did 1min come from #BRELIV #PGMOL

Nketiah's 'shot'

They're blaming Arsenal for ruining games? Who's responsible? The team trying to play football, or the one not interested in the ball at all? Teams just wait for us to make a mistake to counter. Then they blame us for not giving the ball away? Take it!

I'm 31 years old, I've seen Arsenal play some of the best football in Europe. Wengerball was a beautiful sight, it was fluid, quick, attractive football and beautiful on the eyes. Yet, it was married to finishing 4th, with the odd 2nd or 3rd thrown in for a bit of flair. Big

How PL teams’ average defensive line height deployed and faced has evolved over the past 4 seasons. This season, there’s only one team with the stones to play high and they’re constantly facing the filthiest of low blocks. 📊 markstats.club

Dear Rt. Hon Sir Keir Starmer, KC and Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, I bring you greetings. This message would not be complete, if popular opposition politicians are not tagged especially, the Rt Hon. Kemi Badenoch MP and Leader

Some of Arsenal’s best team plays so far this season

While Arsenal have done well to improve on last season's campaign, there's still plenty left to do. In particular, a run from late November through to January in fixtures which saw us take 13*/30 points last season.

Go on DG I’m tired of this Arsenal agenda.

We have suffered for so long, is this season the end to our suffering? It’s early but it looks like the stars are aligning.

Just seeing this. This woman in the video is the reason why I passed WAEC and NECO. She was my biology teacher in King’s College. She hand held me and ensured I understood how to study and even went far enough to pair me with a reading partner. I aced my WAEC because of this