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Well that Chris Rock and Will Smith moment was awkward, eh?

“Why do we need to learn any of this, when we can just use the internet to look up anything we’d ever need?” - A question asked almost daily by children who, when given the opportunity, can’t figure out how to use the internet to look up whatever they need.

Iyaz - Replay

Nobody has a problem critiquing any politician alive right now. But sure, the Founding Fathers must have been perfect.

How fucking clueless can you be, Ted Cruz?

You ever look at old photos of yourself and wonder, “When tf did I own those shoes??”

I remember the old days back in college, where after long nights of studying, partying, and gaming, me and my best pals Jack “CouRage” Dunlop and Jordan Payton would satisfy our cravings the only way we could: multiple boxes of Zatarain's. #boldlikethat

Volleyball takes on Madison at home tonight. Get tickets at tinyurl.com/VBvMAD22

I have been laughing for 5 minutes and I have tears streaming down my face

Those cheeks are going to need something soft. Check your DM’s. 👀 Trent Sherfield #buttpunt

Petition to get OpTic Scump to go back to using Scumpii for his final season in the CDL please 🤞🏼

The 2012 Sugar Bowl. Michigan knows.

The 4th and final episode of my 16-year-old daughter Lia buying, tearing down, rebuilding and now driving her ‘85 Audi Ur Quattro will be live at 8am PST tomorrow on my YouTube channel. Will her Audi finally do a donut?? Or will itbreak in the attempt? Tune in to find out!

That’s what the people need!!

how many retweets for shoot the ship Infinity Ward

Ooph. 😂😂 Pat McAfee William & Mary

x.com/HumansNoContex…

99.9% of restaurants in the world: “Let’s allow people to order ahead so that they don’t have to wait.” Chick-fil-A, Inc. : “Nah, people love waiting!”

Had a dream where I was majorly stressed out because I had to give away a Gaea’s Cradle. Let’s give one away in real life instead. Japanese Gaea’s Cradle, up for grabs. I’ll choose one random person who replies to this tweet, retweets it, and follows me by end of today.