Whew baby I picked the right game to start watching the NFL again

I can’t see Jayden Daniels smile and NOT want this kid to win.

What a half!

TikTok Lions 🤝 Eliminated by Washington

HELLLL YEAAAAA!!! Let’s go Commanders.

This is hilarious

Guys I really appreciate the community I have built here but I can’t stay on here with how that man acted yesterday. Stuck w my Tesla, but I’m not stuck on this hellsite. Please follow me on Bluesky if you want to continue to engage with me. bsky.app/profile/mbmesq…

don’t jump to conclusions me:

You are clearly not the funniest, hottest, or most interesting person in your workplace.

It’s actually a trauma response I’m sorry.

I don’t like how this picture makes me feel

So I’ve taken the bar (1) in person and (2) remotely. And I will tell you that they are equally terrible. EQUALLY TERRIBLE I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

Whenever they say one parent is Caribbean, the outcome is usually the same.

Won’t hold you, life beating my ass

I am VERY amused by the amount of people who are just realizing today that they do in fact YANK yo behind bars at sentencing hearings.

I say I’m fine but I’m actually looking up flights to Tahiti.

Me at work 3 days RTO