"Provide me 1 metric cube of sweet glycerin and I will tell your fortune." ~ Griffin, Ep. 151 ~

GRIFFIN: And you can hold a lot more jelly, that's right Travis. A closed fist holds no jelly, as the old proverb says. TRAVIS: Bruce Lee said that. ~ Ep. 154 ~

TRIVIA TIME Justin purchases mysmoothface.com in episode 196.

• Where do wizards live? • Where are birds ears at? • Shooting a Ghost, do you think it could work? • Can you send me some free Yu-Gi-Oh! cards? ~ Final Yahoos ~

Can god create a butt so big, even he can't twerk it? ~ Travis, Ep. 156 ~

JUSTIN: That's a pretty dumb idea, but it's no worse than Travis' shitty matryoshka doll idea of box upon box upon box upon box. TRAVIS: I'm sorry, I thought this podcast was a free exchange of ideas. I was not aware that this was a hate factory. ~ Ep. 157 ~

Can we not just enjoy these last remaining years before all of our things come in convex shapes? ~ Griffin, Ep. 158 ~

• Anyone else have the phobia that Batman's going to smash your head into the mirror while you're peeing? • Is it bad to give my 6 month year old baby a little french onion dip? (cont'd) ~ Final Yahoos ~

• What kind of juice is good? • Why does everyone think son of the mask was so bad? ~ Final Yahoos ~

TRAVIS: In my country, dolphin kills you! GRIFFIN: How's that low hanging fruit taste, Travie? TRAVIS: It was pretty good. It's low hanging, don't mean it ain't sweet. ~ Ep. 160 ~

TAZ BREAK! I'm Taako? You know, from TV? ~ Taako, The Adventure Zone ~

• Is it normal to urinate when you have an orgasm, or is that urine? I really want to know if this is normal? • Where can I find a plastic spatula fo rmy George Foreman Grill? • How can you make your own dildo at home? ~ Final Yahoos ~

JUSTIN: Shawn, you're talking to three guys who were raised Baptist. If you're looking for guys to tell you not to bottle it up, you've come to the wrong place. TRAVIS: Cork it inside you! Cork it until your bottle breaks, and then you get a bigger bottle. ~ Ep. 161 ~

TRIVIA TIME In episode 212 Griffin suggests starting a MBMBaM D&D game. Two weeks later, the first episode of TAZ is released.

Like, I have filed 1099's that have been more sexually arousing than that whole performance. ~ Justin, Ep. 165 ~

• What are the vegetables at subway? List ALL of them? • Don't just guess please. • Is Nickelback a good band to listen to while trying to get rid of a meth addiction? • How Brits can live in UK which is full of haunted house? ~ Final Yahoos ~

JUSTIN: Travis, have you yourself played a Metal Gear game? TRAVIS: I've played OF it. ~ Ep. 166 ~

GRIFFIN: I think it would be kinda weird to date someone named "Pringles". TRAVIS: I think it would also be weird to date someone whose anus I've expressed. ~ Ep. 169 ~

JUSTIN: Once you're pregnant, it's probably too late to be Italian, isn't it? GRIFFIN: I think by the point that you are conceived not by Italian people, that ship done sailed. I don't think there's a way to remix it in the post. ~ Ep. 171 ~

• How did Fred Savage go back in time to narrate himself? • What are some good songs against illuminati without cussing? • Who thinks Bea Arthur should have been buried in a cemetery instead of cremated? ~ Final Yahoos ~