I really do miss getting you out of those, Connie Beauchamp #NHSlove 💙 (parody) #HolbyTraumaTheatre x.com/cbeauchampnhs/…

Wishing Connie Beauchamp #NHSlove 💙 (parody) a super first day back at work. I’m sure you’ll smash it. Ps - my mother says if you could refrain from any further scandals it would be appreciated.

Anyone else receiving badly constructed texts from my ex wife or is it just me she's missing this evening? Jacob Masters AnaesthetistPaul

@_MrSamStrachan?

This sounds promising! #ExWife x.com/anaesthetistpr…

As I told you as I held you at the time Connie Beauchamp #NHSlove 💙 (parody), this wasn't your fault. Mistakes happen. Thinking of you X x.com/cbeauchampnhs/…

Dear God, I can't believe this ugly looking critter is still around...! x.com/cbeauchampnhs/…

Had an election strategy meeting with Sir Jeremy Hunt MP tonight. Dinner at The Ivy Restaurant followed by copious drinks. #ProductiveMeeting

I'm only in London; I could jump on the next train.... x.com/cbeauchampnhs/…

Interesting times politically at the moment. Been having a lot of meetings with Boris Johnson, Sir Jeremy Hunt MP & Michael Gove. #OperationBinTM

A very welcome sight, absolutely worth celebrating with a lemonade or two!! x.com/dhgovuk/status…

One of my favourite yummy mummies just posted this. Remind you of anyone, Connie Beauchamp #NHSlove 💙 (parody)???

Wear the shortest skirt, tightest top and highest heels imaginable. Preferably with stockings. And suspenders. #TipsForNewDocs

The Trump base is far bigger & stronger than ever before (despite some phony Fake News polling). Look at rallies in Penn, Iowa, Ohio.......

Ditto. And I miss you so much. x.com/cbeauchampnhs/…

For the record, AnaesthetistPaul, technically I taught Connie Beauchamp #NHSlove 💙 (parody) to cannulate. It wasn't my fault she didn't get it first time. x.com/anaesthetistpr…

Just been on the phone to Donald. I've told him to give that little Korean chap a very stern talking to. Not appropriate behaviour that.

I still remember doing #OSCEprep roleplays with Connie Beauchamp #NHSlove 💙 (parody). She could be very unethical towards her fake patients that girl.

Jeremy is absolutely right, of course. The BBC need to be less judgemental and look at the bigger picture. x.com/jeremy_hunt/st…

This #RageInResus blog is fascinating. Clearly the doctors just need to manage their time and resources better, don't you think, Sir Jeremy Hunt MP?!