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Matt Bateman

@mbateman

Philosopher, formerly @guidepostschool, husband to @Gena_I_Gorlin, father to the creatures in my dadpoasts

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Matt Bateman
@mbateman

2 hours ago

October Sky is a good movie send tweet

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gary
@allgarbled

1 day ago

every so often at work i hear someone say that they’re “blocked”, and i’m always like what are you talking about? what is this victim mindset? pull yourself together

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normality
@getnormality

6 hours ago

My placard at the God protest: TIRED OF PEEING

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Rota
@pli_cachete

2 days ago

Meet your mutuals

Meet your mutuals
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Matt Bateman
@mbateman

9 months ago

Austin should just switch to being nocturnal from June 1 through Aug 31. Just switch am/pm:

7p wake up

sunset breakfast

9p things open

~2a the weather gets positively pleasant

sunrise dinner

enjoy an evening outdoors in the sun from 6a to 10a

11a bedtime, right at 100°F+

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