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Mazzy

@mazzymoore30

welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya

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calendar_today25-12-2012 05:31:02

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Laykin went to sleep so easily tonight so I come into the bedroom getting myself all situated with snacks and tiktok and rick hollers from the bathroom “woohooo mom time!” That’s fuckin right it is

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I don’t want to be one of those annoying Texans but guys it’s been so fucking hot for weeks you literally don’t understand

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The funny part of having given birth to a nearly 9 pound baby is I see brand new babies out in public and I’m not even exaggerating when I think.. my baby was never that small

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Being an adult and having really serious conversations on what they could be building down the road. They put new paint on the building yesterday and my dreams of a Dutch Bros were shattered

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Last night I woke up at midnight to me turning the bedroom lights on and I KNOW the reason was to look for Laykin? Who was asleep in his room? So wtf? I’m afraid of going to sleep now

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Laykin’s a sleep talker with a toddler vocabulary so when I’m up to pee at 3am the monitor goes “a cow! Mooooo” And then silence

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My issue with clowns isn’t being “afraid” of them it’s more like what kind of grown man is getting all dressed up to make kids feel some type of way? Same thing with mall Santa. Oh just a random man having children sit on his lap all day long. Yep sounds super normal

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Officially pregnant enough that there’s nothing stopping people from commenting on it. Nothing rude yet but stay tuned