People don’t talk enough about how good it feels after you pee and your bladder is empty

Laykin went to sleep so easily tonight so I come into the bedroom getting myself all situated with snacks and tiktok and rick hollers from the bathroom “woohooo mom time!” That’s fuckin right it is

I don’t want to be one of those annoying Texans but guys it’s been so fucking hot for weeks you literally don’t understand

Hey Remembering Tyler Waddingham I wanna FaceTime and giggle about nothing and everything. I love you

Found a grey hair today 🙂

Me so happy to see Laykin after being gone all night Laykin: MILK!!

If you watch the Scott’s Tots episode there’s something wrong with your brain

Having anxiety about things I won’t even have to deal with until next year 🙂

Laykin’s 18 months old and I’m still sleeping when the baby sleeps

There’s not much more I want from life than to have a public comment section on Facebook marketplace

The funny part of having given birth to a nearly 9 pound baby is I see brand new babies out in public and I’m not even exaggerating when I think.. my baby was never that small

Being an adult and having really serious conversations on what they could be building down the road. They put new paint on the building yesterday and my dreams of a Dutch Bros were shattered

Thank you doctor take two of these 🖕🏼🖕🏼 and call me in the morning

Last night I woke up at midnight to me turning the bedroom lights on and I KNOW the reason was to look for Laykin? Who was asleep in his room? So wtf? I’m afraid of going to sleep now

Laykin’s a sleep talker with a toddler vocabulary so when I’m up to pee at 3am the monitor goes “a cow! Mooooo” And then silence

Heating pads are so sexy

My issue with clowns isn’t being “afraid” of them it’s more like what kind of grown man is getting all dressed up to make kids feel some type of way? Same thing with mall Santa. Oh just a random man having children sit on his lap all day long. Yep sounds super normal

*Laykin every 90 seconds* “what doing?” *doesn’t wait for you to finish your answer* “OHH”

The craziest part of The Office is that Michael isn’t responsible of hiring Erin

Officially pregnant enough that there’s nothing stopping people from commenting on it. Nothing rude yet but stay tuned