So much construction all the time. Great to see fellow Hoosiers up and active and standing around working on the roads. I love fitness. Great work, boys!

Constituent told me it takes her 45 minutes to drive 3 miles from her downtown apartment to her job at Eli Lilly “because of construction.” I told her: 1) Get a real job 2) Take the Red Line!

At the Country Club (Carmel) today a caddy told me he had to give a 2 week notice because commuting to work was taking too long “due to construction.” I said: “Beat it, Buster! And pass me my sand wedge!”

Went into Walmart the other day for a photo shoot with the Poors. A kind yet greasy fellow approached me and asked what I’ve been up to this term. I said, “hell if I know!”

City council member had someone complain about the roads. Councilwoman said, “that’s the Mayors problem” Constituent called me up; I said, “That’s the governors problem” So I called Gov “Hold’Em” Holcomb and relayed the message He told me, “that’s the taxpayers problem” 😂

I sent my children to private school so they wouldn’t have to face my greatest fears: Subsidized meals, public transportation, and the working class.

Great day to listen to Bob Dylan and SIT IN TRAFFIC

Me and my Carmel golfing buddies walking the streets to dig more pot holes

Wife found the twitter; had to make a new one

Came home from Tennis Club in Carmel. The Wife made a wonderful meal but a significant portion was gone. I inquired and she said that Ron, one of the road construction managers, stopped by. Love that guy!

One of my proudest projects this year! ⏰ We increased the travel time of this road from 60 secs to 15 mins. 📉The slower driving speeds will greatly reduce the number of pothole-related vehicle damages. Also, Hoosiers have more time to appreciate the city’s architecture!

Looking to have a Honda Civic meet up in the city. Who’s down?

Went golfing today 👍

Been thinking … Crazy how a race track has no pot holes, yet our roads have pot holes … What does this dichotomy communicate? No racing the Honda Civic on my watch, son!

In Indianapolis, we ENCOURAGE semi trucks, rigs, tractor trailers, and other big ass trucks to OCCUPY the most leftest, fastest lane!!! #innovation

Went to Starbucks today and ordered a “small latte.” Barista said, “do you mean ‘tall?’” The attitude and sass — THIS IS WHY I AM ANTI UNION!

Hoosier State? Nah. Who’s your state! 😆 Today, May 6, we officially honor all ex-Hoosiers who defected to another state in search of better public infrastructure. Fuck em!