50% off (the ugliest clothing trends of the season) select styles

My TLs are fucked

Got a personal best time at the turkey trot this morning

get you one!!!

Answered 3 emails today

women wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps5 years ago

so black friday pricing is just actual cost now. got it.

It's like saying fish are iridescent because of the book Rainbow Fish said so...

I love finding songs that wasn't able to shazam at shows

The wildest tweets come right before the 1st of the month.

sorry, can’t make it. i’m working at the pyramid tonight

Be cringe. Post your content, post your offensive opinions. Be honest. It’s exactly how I went from 380 followers to 378.

Love Island always has 1-2 dum dums but Love Island Australia season 7 everyone is a dum dum expect 1-2 people OPEN THE SCHOOLS

Mick’s teeth… #loveislandaus

Also Ross seems like he has a GF back home. #loveislandaustralia

HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET ANOTR TO AUSTIN?!?!?

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Ever have a lunch so filling that all you can do at work is think about a nap?

She going to go out sad like Kamala. The Democratic Party has learned nothing.