I remember the first time I got served Au Gratin...

New years resolution: No more saying WHOA. Now I will only say WOAH Wait no this felt wrong as I typed it I changed my mind

Idea: in this town full of flags, maybe I put a chalkboard out front and write one of my favorite tweets on it every day or so

Straight facts

Be nice to your inner child or I'll beat you up

"Well intentioned rapscallion." I found it.

Poor? Yes. Downtrodden? Bitch please

This is why I love my moots

Nothin I love more than cheap beer, the NYT crossword puzzle, and a dick that fits right ❤️

My tummy hurts from laughing at you guys

Bitches be trolling

Friendly reminder: drink a water, eat a vegetal, luv u

Gonna be away for a while. Health is not good. I'll miss you dudes, if you have my number, text me

Miss you Tweeter. Hope I feel better soon so I can come back to my frans. (Plus this reminder that I am cute)