hey siri play “true friend” by hannah montana

I’m at the point of my pregnancy where people are asking (or not asking) to touch my belly and as someone who doesn’t even really give hugs idk how I feel about it

Homegirl you good ?

They give us reclining office chairs at work and expect me not to sleep 😐

Homie rear ended someone without a license, got out of jail, then went and won the lottery. All in 24 hours. What a life man.

“I pledge a allegiance to the flag, invisible, under god.”

Decided to be a big girl and made a dating profile again. The last man I met online left me stranded at a bar. Fingers crossed next time goes better.

Where do I find a man that looks like the men at the St. Paul rodeo?

Grateful for Kalia talking me through every tough moment of my life

No man will ever be good enough for kalia.

When will these pregnancy hormones wear off ??? I’m tired of crying over every other TikTok.

Kalia is the only thing Vae has ever gotten right in his life

“If you’re not gonna fuck for fun, fuck for money, fuck for shelter, fuck for food.”😂

Sometimes I embarrass myself with my tweets and delete them

sooo do parents know omegle happened to us or are they still in the dark about that whole thing??