maya (@mayalangway) 's Twitter Profile
maya

@mayalangway

here's a nice game: guess how many hours i've slept

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calendar_today20-09-2016 20:31:02

940 Tweet

127 Followers

497 Following

Garrett Watts (@garrett_watts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s actually very annoying and weird that restaurants don’t just have bowls of cereal on the menu like damn enough with the steaks and salads I just want some Cocoa Puffs.

Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 wowww 😭😭😭😭 My whole heart. I can’t believe I gained a whole family 😊. I love you guys so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 quite literally changed my whole life 1.5 years later from broken😰 💔 to so much ❤️❤️❤️ who’ve thought ? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Simon (they/them) (@drilllknight) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Low-income students having to excel in order to get financial aid while rich kids can just bulshit their way through school is a good example of why meritocracy isn't real.

Ian Hecox (@smoshian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To hop on this: If you think having a trans person in your bathroom or playing sports is the greatest threat to society, then you’re a little pissy poopy pants with poop also for brains.

wengel (@wengelll) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the CDC says fully vaccinated individuals can now enter the danimals sweepstakes to win a trip to hollywood and hang out with zack and cody

maya 👒 (@mayaisfiya) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ok when i said i was praying on his downfall i meant i wanted him to get a boner at an unfortunate time not like, have to go to the psych ward. god is taking me too seriously