fall in love again and again

i would never be offended by someone calling me high maintenance like duh lol

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

an evil woman is just an average man

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Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

i could be having the worst day of my life & have a joke on standby

see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed

I gotta learn about more shit so I can make more jokes

wow it’s so impressive that you’ve told that much personal information about yourself and your profession to a machine that it can create a cute caricature of you and accurately recreate your face 😍

Girls always looking. Meanwhile for flaws & Men: criticizing themselves

Going into manhattan is always fascinating because you get to watch people walk who have never ever walked before

When I say everything works out for me it’s not hopeful wishing it’s literally a fact

How it feels to post things about politics to your Instagram story

Science is FINALLY starting to catch up: - The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy. - The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized. - Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women. - Men's sperm ages, and they

Well, when a child is conceived, the DNA split is 50/50 from both parents. Except for one small detail: mitochondrial DNA. It’s passed down only through the mother and never through sperm. Which means something interesting: all living humans can trace their mitochondrial line

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