Sarah McLachlan is a good person #judgeme

How many of you would follow me if I got an instagram!

Ugh my owner gives the BEST massages ever I can't even...

And suddenly crocs seem cool! #innovation

A pic of me and my owner playing with my Christmas present. I can't get ones with stuffing because I end up eating it:(

When your owner gets mad at you for protecting them from the mailman! #relatablepost

New year...same me

My crazy owner and neighbors

I miss my people being home now that they're done with winter break :(

My brother isn't fat, he's chunky

Unlike me, my brother is all black

Ugh my owners went back to school and work now that break is done so I'm probably gonna be spending more time on Twitter...shoutout anyone?

The stuff i find on my computer... #help

Off to ponder on things...

Yesterday morning I found a dead squirrel in my backyard so I brought it back to the patio for my people but they didn't want it :(

A picture of the squirrel I found in my backyard

RT if you like walks but not baths

“Jake: Yay!! Mommy taking me to work with her today! *Whonk Whonk*” that sounds like a lot of fun

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been on in a while... I'm giving my owner some company as he writes an essay! He even lit a weird candle...

I am a city dog! A Portland dog and a proud one! (But I like anywhere with squirrels...)