Without free throws SGA would average 15 ppg

Iranian Sleeper Cells? Don’t worry America. 23 year old former grocery store clerk Thomas Fugate is on the case at DHS.

Can you believe David Berkowitz never even met the dog he got orders from

I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo

US Senate today youtube.com/watch?v=-ZptAl…

“If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago” -Guy who’s girlfriends keep fucking Cotton-Eye Joe

DMing women my social security number so they know I trust them

Knowing democrats they are about to reelect Raúl Grijalva in the Arizona race today

Newest member of the LA retirement home

I’m not in the Epstein files! Incidentally let’s legally make all children adults starting right now

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child theonion.com/alan-dershowit…

This has to be the biggest Enron scandal

I wrote a thing maxmarcus.substack.com/p/can-trump-us…

We need an Office spinoff that centers around the Scranton strangler

I respect Chelsea's decision not to run for New York's 12th congressional seat so much that I'd like to announce I am also not running for the seat. usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

if you like art you might like this open.substack.com/pub/maxmarcus/…

I think I know who did it

I just wish the left could show the same amount of respect and decorum that the right showed when Paul Pelosi when he got hammered in the face.