The reactionary menswear fellow mercifully blocked me years ago so I’m only subjected to his trafficking in repackaged twitter memes from eight years ago this way, like a whisper network for bad jokes
The irony of the Heat stamping the word “culture” on their floor when the only cultural luminary present is the woman who inexplicably wears a ballgown to sit courtside at every game
Like Tom Hanks in You’ve Got Mail comparing his bookstore to Price Club and books to cans of olive oil except here the Sotheby’s guy just says the bloodless part directly to the press
the art hanging in state museums are easy targets but also hollow…..what you really want to do is get into larry gagosian’s upper east side mansion and assume squatter’s rights under his john currin portrait of jennifer lawrence
Brothers cannot “split up.” What you mean to say is they’re dissolving their creative partnership as one wants to write and direct films while the other wants to leverage his creative career into television acting, the secret desire of so many
Martha Diamond was right-handed but painted with her left because she felt it was the side of her brain that saw volume and color better, kept her work immune to bad habits. Here’s “Facade” from 1981, what a miracle.
Were I to receive Knicks floor seats—for instance, for my birthday, which is tomorrow—I promise I wouldn’t leave early to take pictures against a forklift in the entry tunnel pagesix.com/2023/12/18/gos…
Degas was a self-obsessed anti-Semitic reactionary who made muddy Delacroix copies and delighted in the suffering of women. Today he’d be hosting an unlistenable pseudo intellectual podcast with a small but rabid following of self-styled downtown iconoclasts
Between the berserk sidewalk cyclists, narcotized dog owners, and indifferent friend groups camping out on crosswalks for extended reunions, New York is deteriorating under a solipsistic crisis of not getting out of the way
Me and my taxpayer-funded NYPD security detail are wheels up for a long-weekend break in Quintana Roo to figure out how immigration works and spook some locals
It’s a relief gucci is boring again. The one upside of society regressing into profit-obsessed conservatism is we’re freed from the oppression of ugly-beautiful 1970s romantic fabulist revivalism
