Likely reasons you can't get a girlfriend: - You are an asshole. - You have poor hygiene habits. - You are too scared to even ask girls out. Unlikely reasons you can't get a girlfriend: - postmodern neo-marxists have infiltrated the universities.

That awkward moment when your data pipeline recurses forever because the data has a problem where, to quote a colleague, "one dude is his own dad."

Doing No Delete December, you gotta find other ways to fix your mistakes besides taking the cowards way out

We have something very exciting to announce. Omics AI (omics.ai) is a revolutionary software suite that gives scientists the power to derive insights across global networks of omics and health data. youtube.com/watch?v=vdh2tM…

In line with a chatty retiree. Nice guy but his "positive energy/universe will provide" attitude is making it hard to keep my lunch down.

Found a forgotten Starbucks card in my wallet with $15. Everything's coming up Milhouse!

.Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) nails it again. existentialcomics.com/comic/191

Selfishness is doing a 3-point turn in front of a full bus. #BeckTaxi

#Announcements Max Barkley is an #InvitedSpeaker at #GWTcon2017 #GWT Red Hat Community Red Hat News #RedHat Errai Framework

Where does IKEA get there seemingly endless supply of fake TVs, computers, and keyboards?

How well do you know jsinterop? Max Barkley shows us how it works at #gwtcon2017

#GWT 3 may be in the works, but #GWT 2 lives on! Colin Alworth

Final session on how and what to contribute on #gwt #project at #gwtcon2017 with Manolo Carrasco Colin Alworth Max Barkley WeThe Internet

Don't know what they are filming at Mt. Pleasant cemetery, but I just saw "Rasputin" on a trailer so I'm imagining it involves disco.

#GWT 2.8.2 is here! gwtproject.org/release-notes.…

Errai 4.1.0.Final has been released! Wondering what's new? Look no further: errai-blog.blogspot.ca/2017/11/errai-…

Errai 4.1.1.Final is released. Do you like #elemental2? Do you still use #GWT Widgets? Then you'll probably want to use the new Elemental2DomUtil: github.com/errai/errai/bl…

By far the best thing to come out of Star Trek Discovery is the phrase "Logic Extremists".

Errai 4.1.2.Final is released, with nifty bug fixes from our awesome community like this one! github.com/errai/errai/pu…

What happens when a stoppable object hits a movable wall? #ShowerThoughts