⁦Wackaging⁩ #wackaging

.Sainsbury's really disappointing service on delivery tonight. 9 items undelivered, realised as I was unpacking and called customer services seconds after the driver left. Was told all drivers from store (Calcot) were back and finished for evening despite store being 20 mins away

RPUFC veterans are in search of a new home ground for 2023/24 campaign in Hellenic League Vets league. Wednesday night preferred but home games can also be played Tues or Thurs. Great opportunity for a club in Reading/Berks/South Oxfordshire area to get some extra income 💷

Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón.

FILM IDEA. Planet of the Apes but with chickens. I'm calling it Chicken Of The Apes.

Bit of a late post but got a nice shot of Xhaka's missed pen on Saturday #EURO2016  #SWIPOL

when you're sitting on the toilet theres a tiny opening between the seat and your dick/nut area. this is known as "The Daredevil's Spittoon"

I created a map of the 644 English football clubs in Levels 1-9, with colour-coded, removable layers. Just for you. drive.google.com/open?id=1Rw8a4…

“Where are you from?” “Frome” “Sorry - where are you frome?”

This is my favourite exchange of Trump's presidency.

[throws grenade into enemy trench] Me: shit, give that back. That was an avocado

This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay men.

"Yes. It's an extender!" (Via ⓌⒾⓁⓁ)

Yes.

Beauty and the Beast 2 Beauty 2 Beast Beauty and the Beast:Tokyo Drift