shut your goddamn mouth, i don't need to imagine someone able to take multiple microscale nuclear explosions and walk away from it ever reproducing.

you got your ass handed to you when i had literally no fucking money and was building my shit with scrap. try it and you'll earn an all expenses paid vacation to see your bitch in the afterlife.

#SmileSunday

yeah, yeah, just fucking surprised I actually have a Sunday where I'm not drowning in paperwork.

I've already called the higher ups and told them I'm not working today. Any of you cause paperwork and you get to do it yourself.

do it cowards especially you @CAERULECM

；I am begging you to

；no

can i go a week without turning any paperwork in? let's find out.

( grabbing by the collar ) you aren't thinking about making ME do YOUR paperwork, are you?

amaya go back to your office and finish your paperwork or you will realize just how lucky you were Akuma was sent instead of me.

cancel them, paperwork comes first then you can do whatever shit you have planned.

Becca once had to drag me out of this office because I had stayed here for six days straight working on paperwork. and still wasn't half way done.

it was paperwork for the Blitz Incident.

Maybe you fuck faces should do your goddamn paperwork

⠀          　   ⠀                A sigh, looking at the new version of the power module he had created for his spine. No more unstable lithium ion cells, now he's got nuclear fission cells. ‘‘ Hey mosquito bites, you okay? ’’

so if I go into your office, that E-712 incident report from THREE WEEKS AGO is finally going to be finished?

( oh look, max tac is suddenly on lockdown followed by a voice over the intercoms ) SAWYER KIDERLINE SPEAKING, NO ONE IS LEAVING UNTIL THEIR PAPERWORK IS DONE AND SUBMITTED.

⠀          　   ⠀                ‘‘ Company is always nice, though I don't think you want to help with this. One wrong wire and we take half of Night City out with us at the epicenter. ’’ The finished Cyber Shroud is sitting off to the side, lighter than the previous model.

thanks, it's a talent, now get the fuck back to work.