Federal taxes paid, first year in office Ronald Reagan: $165,202 George H.W. Bush: $101,382 Bill Clinton: $62,670 George W. Bush: $250,221 Barack Obama: $1,792,414 Donald Trump: $750

This how the 1% look at minorities. I was a classmate of Kushner let me tell you what I did to get into Harvard compared to what he did. Yes a thread.

Sometimes I just put the roomba on spot clean and watch it go, for a thrill.

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.

Holding a conversation using just LinkedIn chatbot suggestions:

Due to USAU’s refusal to work with teams through roster misunderstandings, we’ve made the difficult decision to forego attending NW Regionals this coming weekend. This is disappointing for our entire team, and we feel for anyone else who’s in a similar position.

TRON WIN! THAT'S THE GAME! For the first time in over 2000 days, Tron has a win at Natties. #AllezLesBleus #UDH

The Daily News and The Independent, Santa Barbara, California, November 12, 1918

throw in a bluetooth speaker and some beer and me and my buddies are set

always feel like everyone else at the grocery store is doing a better job at grocery shopping than me

BREAKING: simultaneous freakish heat in the Arctic and Antarctic described as 'impossible' and 'unthinkable' by scientists as abrupt climate change accelerates wildly 🧵

if you watch one thing today make it this

30°C above normal in the Arctic today. 40°C above normal in the Antarctic today. It would be unbelievable if it were not true. And it is terrifying beyond words. The war we have waged against the natural world has, in climatic terms, just gone nuclear.

Lucky strike was really wild for this one.

The Onion is not playing today.

Why is this guy talking about my wife?

Today is not a good day. I can't stop crying. I hurt so fucking bad. I try so damn hard to not fall apart but every day it gets harder. I push my feelings down and put on a mask. I'm not just the pissed off dad. I'm the broken dad. The dad that is in excruciating pain because

"Blue hawk standing next to dirty, yellow towel laying in the street with rain"