Top hats and tank tops will be the theme of my wedding. #Mornin’

Standing next to old people makes me feel so powerful.

Perc 30 < marb 100

Times were so simple.

What kind of store doesn’t sell sun chips.

she love posting 444 but when i take her to Wendy’s now it’s a problem

If you go to a baseball game and don’t post something about it did you even go?

Watching large men get in and out of small cars keeps me going.

Money Trees - Kendrick Lamar

When word is word, word is word.

I just deleted a rotisserie chicken.

Best looking guy in fleet-farm yet again.

Palestine's in Ohio? So where's Israel, in Michigan?

A microwaved quesadilla is about as low as I’ll go personally.

Still the greatest college basketball play of all time

Lol he really walking walking... 🤣

Crazy to me that Rhode Island is real

I called one lady cop a c*nt and the univers shat on my chest. #karma #IdDoItAgain