Amazing check in @NCLairport with Jet2tweets this morning. The girl on desk 7 was superb! Jet2

To bed briefly. Profound amusement at tonight's events tempered only by nagging fears that this opens door for Boris Bloody Johnson to be PM

Sums up British politics perfectly!

Worst ever Scotland team leads worst ever England team. Hart at fault for both. No wonder Pep doesn't want him

Someone is having a laugh with this at Mr Trump’s expense (via @simonsidward)

Regarding Theresa May, Richard Osman has summed up what what a lot of the country are thinking right now. x.com/ericwilson9890…

Bit of a sideways move for Arron Mooy Sky Sports News. Hope it works out for him.

#RT for an instant follow back 👇🏻♥️

Such a bad example of the rules of golf. Speith should never have walked off 13th with just a bogey. Massive injustice.

No question Deli Ali is an odious little twat but that's a straight red.

He'all never be world class though until he learns to behave. Hated at every ground

I genuinely believe Mike Ashley is playing with Newcastle United fans.

What was that, Gary Lineker?! 😳 #MOTD

What a load of BS! Just like southerners Rob Lee and #SirLes weren’t accepted!? x.com/backpageshop/s…

Follow & RT to win a pair of tickets to Burnley vs @nufc next Monday! We’ll announce four winners tomorrow 🙌 #NUFC

Alan Pardew talking about "making a statement" on the football pitch. Ah yes, like the time he made that "I am a bellend" statement:

Diving in the modern game is a disgrace! 😂 Luke Shaw Ander Herrera #MUFC #GGMU #ManUtd

Three billboards outside of #NUFC.

I see John McDonnell still hasn’t given up the glue! Dangerous and clueless man.