If you don't wake up with morning wood, go back to sleep, there's no point in getting up

No unerotic man can become philosopher or tyrant

Gerardo Hay que deportar a 40 millones de habitantes y que queden solo los que mi específicamente me caigan bien

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Las brujeres 2 segundos después de haberles dado el derecho al voto

The Milk Mustache Is Back. Drink Whole Milk.

"Muy bien chicos, cual es el primer problema que enfrenta la Argentina hoy en día?" "Sho! Sho!" "Correcto Tahiel."

new to this whole girlfriend thing am i doing this right?

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

Prob the most accurate statement about women I've heard in years.

Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus.

We are the grandsons of the retards you couldn’t lobotomize.

best one so far

above all…

Erectile overfunction.

fairy 🧚‍♀️ I only get hard from destroying my enemies