forget prince charming gimme' a mud slingin' wrangler wearin' redneck boy and i am happy <3 :)

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and they said to the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?"

I love Ur kisses as much as a fat kid loves Cake, I love Ur hugs as much as cats love catnip, but nothing can compare of how much

I'm leaving because next year, I'm being transferred to Pig farts!

You know the only reason karma hates me is cause they thinks I'm gonna steal their job XD