I truly appreciate the "thank you" messages we've gotten from the Leeds, AL education employees. Very grateful to be able to help and very grateful that Charles has such a big heart :)

I bought some cheese and put it behind a pane of glass, with a sledge hammer close by.......just in queso emergency.

Without naming names, someone in this house ate chili. Safe to say that I'm COVID negative. My sense of scent is clearly in tact!

The CEO of Ikea was just elected president. I wonder how long it'll take him to put together his cabinet.

If anyone sees me jogging up Scottsdale Rd., please kill whatever is chasing me!

I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

I finally figured out the reason behind the coin shortage. My husband started a swear jar a year and a half ago so........

I went to a psychic that was very well fed. Let's just say that she was a four chin teller.

I went through TSA. It's safe to say that I was not carrying a weapon and that I don't have anal cancer.

Although I am perpetually early....I set all of my clocks ahead to avoid being late. All it's done is sharpen my subtraction skills.

Whoever performed surgery on the guy from the OPERATION game should be sued for malpractice. Dude was obviously awake!

My husband thought that essential oils are what drips off of pepperoni pizza.

I accidentally bumped into a clown earlier with my grocery cart. He said "hello." What a polite jester!!

Charles & I were watching "Bar Rescue." It was the episode where Jon Haffer begins the show by hating the owner but they worked it out and are now besties.

When my daughter was a kid, she told us she wanted to marry a mailman, but we wouldn't letter.

I have a step ladder. I never really knew my real ladder but luckily, my step ladder raised me.

I wonder if the average Apple employee works longer on any given day that the average Apple phone battery!

Someone asked me where Engagement, Ohio was. I told him it was between Dayton & Marion :)

Considering that so many foods "taste like chicken," why are eggs not one of them?

My husband thinks that essential oils are what drops out of tacos!