It's always the person you least expect

Tugay

“Bah Gawd, that’s David Cameron’s music!”

Watching the World Cup final today and choosing who to support:

“He’s harmless” I say as I take a fighting stance choking him with chains from a cruiseliners anchor just to make him stand still

Who’s the first player you think of when you see this shirt? 👀👕

Oh. My. God. WHAT a strike by Okay Yokuslu!!!

Christie Cup is underway here at the Moss Side Leisure Centre. No scoreboard, no umpires, just vibes. Tomlinson out early against Liverpool, no one knew if the ball actually hit the stumps. Token. Reg and Rob in. #MoT

Oh great, a 5-year-old with a better swing than me.

Me to my sofa for the next 4 days:

Boss: “What did you accomplish today?” Me: “Tiger Woods made his 24th cut at the Masters.”

Happy “If Rory goes out in 28” Day to all who celebrate

What’s up brother

Where's the offside? Blackburn Rovers have been done there

⚽️ Andreas Weimann's derby day stunner for Blackburn Rovers has been voted the Sky Bet Goal of the Month for August! 👏 #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

Blackburn have turned into Barca.

Fantastic.