This will happen tomorrow at Cap City Comedy Club at 8 pm, even if you try to stop it! But please don't. It's a really good lineup.

Christmas and Hanukkah are in full swing at the #Gingerman tonight, as the Hodgecast will be live at 6. Come have a pint with us!

It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah couldn't be any more different.

Charlie and I are at the Barton Springs Saloon for happy hour. Come join us, ya dicks!

Day four at a hotel in Calgary. Someone had better call Scatman Crothers before I find an axe.

First time I've been in Wichita when the weather is neither cold nor terrifying. Come down to the Loony Bin and enjoy me!

Tonight! 8pm t Beale Street and 10:15 at Stateside with some of the funniest people I know. The week begins, people! #MoontowerComedy

Come on down and listen to the live podcast with me and Charlie Hodge at the #Gingerman. Also streamin ustream.tv/channel/chicke…

If you've never been to PUNCHcomedy™ show, definitely catch tonight's. If you've been, you know how great @ChrisCubas and @ericthekrug are.

Matt Sadler featuring TV/DVDs Ryan Cownie! and @jonmendoza hosted by @Palumbros begins tonight-Saturday! Buncha wiseguys...

Our friend Tig. nytimes.com/2012/09/02/mag…

.Matt Sadler headlines Wednesday and Thursday this week! .@dougmellard stuck around after Fun Fun Fun Fest to... fb.me/26Fb1rW1O

Pretty sure those things that live in the Lost Ark of the Covenant just came out of my butt.

Come on out to Cap City Comedy Club tomorrow night. Me, JR Brow, John Ramsey and more a hell of a show and it will sell out.

Nap. Then PUNCHcomedy™ tonight with John Ramsey Matt Sadler + JR Brow. Deets at: j.mp/punchx7

Last time Matt Sadler was here, Rick Bronson stood him up for dinner. On Christmas eve.

EAT. DRINK. LAUGH. LOVE. with #hilarious @MattySadler Jose Sarduy & @PuddleyChef this #Vday GET YOURTIX NOW!

Moontower Preview Happy Hour with Treaty Oak Distilling, Twin Liquors, Bob Khosravi, Matt Sadler & @Palumbros April 6th!

This will be so much fun. Come on out and watch some of my favorite Austin comics! x.com/SURETHINGATX/s…

After the election, there's going to be nothing you can do. Although the 21st Amendment people might just get really, really drunk.