Wait a second, you guys, what if... WHAT IF THE POLICE HAVE BEEN THE MURDER HORNETS THE WHOLE TIME!?

Can people associated with Magic stop being terrible, please?

I give it about 72 hours before Trump makes a ham-fisted attempt at misdirected revenge on TikTok, likely involving some kind of bullshit national security threat and China.

Good news it appears Charlie Bone did graduate

Me, watching anyone play dark souls:

Holy shit. LOL

I've blocked a lot of people who follow me over the past few days, so it's probably on me for not being clearer about my own values. If you're out there posting misogynistic, racist, trans- or homophobic, or otherwise hateful comments I don't want anything to do with you.

So glad we're finally celebrating John K's legacy of having sex with children and being so awful to work with he got fired from his own hit show so adults can relive hilarious memes about logs

With all due respect, the diameter of the lunette is much too large. It should have an upper and lower assembly that provides a restraining effect. The blade is unsharpened, the mouton is unweighted, and I doubt the bascule would withstand the rigors of a day's worth of good use.

Impeach.

A reality show featuring Miya Ponsetto's trial and subsequent 90 day jail sentence is the garbage TV programming that we all want, need, and deserve right now.

There's nobody at Andrews. Haaaaaa! I've had bigger send-offs when I left hotel rooms.

Atlas Shrugged

Quick clarification: the Israeli settlers are the bad guys. If you side with the Israeli settlers, you are also one of the bad guys.

when my pussystunting on the gram has come to nothing

WHAT!!!!!! I went up for togekiss, AND GOT A SHINY ALPHA~ ☆LUXRAY☆ i'm in shock! #PokemonLegendsArceus #NintendoSwitch

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