i just found out the older British woman who’s been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ?????

Toni's UEFA Champions League debut 🧤🇨🇿

Are we deadass

He looks like a 3 month old toothbrush

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

Klopp whenever Liverpool concedes 😂😭

Jack's last words as he slipped below the icy waves.

Nigga in da whip lookin like Mickey Mouse just to smoke

ben Nathan Jordan I went to school with this Herbert, few years younger mind you but he was born a menace, brought a 4 pack of John smiths extra smooth to school in year 7 when he was about 12

Imagine being shown this 2 months ago with no context

Richard Keys goes full Partridge in a deliciously cringe interview in today's Telegraph. This is the best of many quotes.

To whom it may concern MC VITIES FIG ROLLS aka THE FiGGY ONE the last couple of packets I’ve purchased there’s been biscuits missing 3 in each lane only 2 some times now 1 sort it out there’s a thief on the loose IM SERIOUS

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

Les Battersby makes wrestling debut! Simulation theory confirmed. 😂 71-year-old Les Battersby struts out to the full Coronation Street theme, milks the crowd like it’s last orders at the Rovers, shaking every hand he can reach, then Status Quo kicks in as he “runs” the ropes

LMFAOOOOOOOO

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

The Simpsons made a brilliant reference to the opening sequence of The Sopranos.

My hotel room appears to have a round bed. Feel like R Kelly