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“ Mario Gómez has been in possession of the ball for just 22 seconds at Euro 2012 and has scored 3 goals. Unreal #footballstats” wow

Yorks 90-0 after 10. Gale 50 off 29 balls

Just remembered @jacob_edwards19 belly sliding on Somerset park at like 1 in the morning #Joker #Slice

Jane lee: kristian you look like a paedo! #class

We are sick at karaoke @jacob_edwards19 nathan eastwood

Does this taxi smell off coconut? Hahaha @jacob_edwards19 nathan eastwood

Matty Hanson at least you didn't call him ahmed ashed like last time #classic

Going out and wishing you hadn't fucking bothered #ThisIsShit #Bored

@jacob_edwards19 no mate, hard rock cafe! #ItsJustAsbad

@jacob_edwards19 we all know about my amazing dance moves #TheDrunkDance

@jacob_edwards19 and I claim one of your moves to be my own #TheHeadInHandsDance

@jacob_edwards19 haha think I defiantly will! Magaluf will love that move #Magaluf2013

@jacob_edwards19 I'm 100% sure they will

Someone save me from this lesson #BusinessIsShit

Some people need to stfu with there moaning #GetAGrip

Mmm pizza hut

Today has reminded me why I failed ICT #RotateAndRole

It flatters me the amount of time people spend slagging me off #ThanksGuys

Thought my phone was fixed, maybe not #CheersMikey