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Matt McCusker

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calendar_today08-12-2012 23:35:23

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Got to the airport while my plane was boarding today. Hear the final boarding call for my flight. Takes forever to scan my luggage, so I spaz run all the way to my gate and announce my arrival. They tell me I have ten minutes before the door shuts. I spaz run back and see my bag

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Two sensitive kings wearing shorts destroying women through poetic expression. Check out the great Andy Haynes on my podcast HELLO, DEAR. New episodes every Wednesday

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No idea what he means by all this but the idea of people secretly bringing the dumbest person they know to a party is a very funny.

No idea what he means by all this but the idea of people secretly bringing the dumbest person they know to a party is a very funny.