The cartoon Monkey Dust should be spoken of as one of the great cultural satires of our generation, like the day today, instead it's forgotten about completely

BBC trying to compete with Nathan Johns

Every year it’s the same thing, feral youths without fathers fighting. Won’t the organisers, community leaders and the Reform Party speak out on this issue? I say it with a heavy heart when I say Ascot should be cancelled… 🥴

Rishabh Pant with the rare 'forgot to press a button on Brian Lara cricket' dismissal

Here she is! My plan and the final result. Combined 2 of my favourite previous patterns to come up with this one. 2 weeks until first pre season game 🌱 ⚽️

The opening lines to the Spectator’s latest anti-Irish rant; ‘The Irish problem has existed for centuries…’ Under Michael Gove, the publication has taken a significant anti-Irish slant. Gove, a staunch Unionist coming to terms with Britain’s diminishment since Brexit, also

🚨We'd just like to take this time to offer our condolences today to Nigel Farage, Darren Grimes, Paul Golding, Rupert Lowe and Ashlea Simon after a migrant from the West Indies and a British Muslim win the 3rd Test for England!

All those Bond/Bourne/Hunt films about stolen lists of spies on encrypted hard drives should be about someone in HR accidentally sending a plain-text Reply-All message to everyone in the MI6 email address book with a file called "All_Our_Spies_24_final_final.xlsx" attached to it.

Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?

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Exit through a gift shop

This place lives on the principle of 'Fuck around and find out'. A massive fucker found out yesterday. Now all of X is asking for compassion?

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

Elon Musk in his "What would Orwell think?" t-shirt. He'd think you're a cunt, mate.

11 days to go until the Women's World Cup starts. Any progress from ESPNcricinfo in fixing their women's cricket database, and the way statsguru and Ask Cricinfo present incomplete data to their users? (issues first highlighted to them before the 2017 edition) Nope. #CWC25

Care package incoming

Camouflage gear for fishing is ridiculous. The fish don't have periscopes. You're just hiding from your wives.

Think this one prefers old fashioned money too, like Rubles.