113 comments in 6 minutes, the e-reds aren't bothered though

Fella, we can sell him next summer for a lot of money as well, we dont have to sell him now if we dont want to, especially if we cant get a replacement, its not that complicated to understand. Why are they all struggling with this.

Would be typical for this to happen considering how the window has gone, but this feels like absolute nonsense from every conceivable angle.

Immediately puts that nonsense Wissa story to bed, just get it done Newcastle, genuinely not arsed about the fee anymore, he's good and will score goals.

This is now the worst exclusive of the window I think, yes Edwards Trafford story was ludicrous in how quickly it was nuked, but the sheer scale of the absurdity with this one, mixed in with how quickly it fell on its arse, means it's number 1 for me. Will take some beating.