Matt Gaetz being the lone pro-sex trafficking vote in Congress is like Moscow Mitch being to lone pro-'turtles impersonating people being allowed to hold office' vote in Congress

Now Hollywood needs to follow the MLB and pull all television and film production from Georgia.

If your business can't run without broadband, that's infrastructure. If your goods can't be shipped without roads and bridges, that's infrastructure. If your employees can't work because there's no one else to care for their kids or sick loved ones, that's infrastructure.

As a goodwill gesture to our furloughed employees at two California locations, we will offer the $4 per hour Hero pay to any employee that lives through 6 hours of sniper rifle fire from our CEO on a secret Island in the Caribbean. We learned a lot today. Thank you. -Kroger

"Are the stars tiny after all?" - Leonard Cohen

NEW: AG Healey Maura Healey is suing GrubHub for charging illegally high fees to restaurants during the pandemic

Lakers trading for Russ. Yankees trading for Rizzo. What a huge day for Cowboys fans.

If anyone were to perform any task as poorly as the officials have overseen this U.S. Women's National Soccer Team game, they would be charged with a felony. An absolute disgrace. The score is 8-1.

In a world full of nativities, be a lost donkey. #norm

date: so how did you lose your hand? captain hook: a sword fight with my mortal enemy date: ooo, that sounds sexy. who’s your mortal enemy? captain hook: this fuckin orphan

I'm waiting for the punchline until at least January 3rd. If I'm crazy, then that was the punchline. Genius.

Best agm in the league

FUCK YOU, JEAN. Also, it’s et-cetera not ex-etera you ignorant twat.

The worst return on investment possibly calculable by most municipalities is the American police officer. Specifically, the least effective use of tax payer money on the planet earth.

When asked how it felt to be the sexiest man alive, Keanu Reeves asked how your day was.

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? There're 6 free gifts for me and you'll get yours! temu.com/s/wwhMeXmKNWTZA

The Layers poets.org/poem/layers