For every retweet this gets, Pedigree will donate one bowl of dog food to dogs in need! 😊 #tweetforbowls pic.x.com/z4rmc2HsGT

So Omerch.com made ziltoid Christmas sweaters because...uh. I'm not sure, they're pretty sweater-y though. They sent me one.

We taught my 93 year old grandfather all about selfies today.… instagram.com/p/-kfUjuhCBs02…

Discovered today that Guitar Center sells vinyl records. Can't decide if this makes sense.

javascript still blows my mind. EVERYTHING IS FUNCTIONS AND FUNCTIONS ARE OBJECTS BECAUSE WHY NOT.

uh

This. This is happening. #elasticon

Obligatory "LA sunset from ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover testbed" shot

I applaud any analysis of "% of fucks" 53eig.ht/1IUJ427

tmw you discover that there's a jquery-driven #Elasticsearch library and your life is saved and why didn't anybody tell me

pressing tab in empty message window in #slack for most common response of mine: "/me does what he wants"

I don't know or care why I was searching for this. I just care that this is real life.

Doing annual contacts clean out. Still have Steve Squyres' cell. I'm... just gonna go ahead and hold on to that. Because reasons.

Your daily misanthropy: "What the hell is happening in Pennsylvania?" edition. chicagotribune.com/news/nationwor…

can... can we stop this?

apologies to all for the dumb messages you've been getting from me; my account was hacked and locked out for a few days.

ALL HAIL JOHN SCOTT, LORD OF HOCKEY AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND RIGHTEOUS. #JohnScott

#drumpf

Flawless BE-3 restart and perfect booster landing. CC chutes deployed. @BlueOrigin

CC touchdown confirmed. #LaunchLandRepeat @BlueOrigin