I’m sorry - but are we really going to let them get away with not calling it Sky Fi?

Proposal: a new verb in English - “dufresning” Definition: To stand outside in a storm after a long heatwave Example: I’m dufresning right now

How awful of ALL those Kings not visiting Northern Ireland. Anyone would think there hadn't *been* a British King in the last 80 years.

“The Greeks also created a kind of theatre for stupid people, known as ‘Sport’” #CunkOnEarth

Just posted a photo @ BBC London instagram.com/p/Cj3i7nDDDPP/…

This one’s new. The store has run out of No Cream. I can’t order because they’ve run out of nothing Starbucks UK

My god Pampers. I understand what you were going for, but this is much closer to something else. I don’t think anyone thought this through…

Das ist ziemlich gut, für mich! #duolingo Duolingo

Oh my god - this is the most important news of the year! I was starting to worry that the original footage had actually been lost! Well done Disney+

When the Croatian Bruce Wayne was late to the match because he was too busy doing his Batman thing, and he didn't have chance to get fully changed

Somewhat bittersweet this year, but… 15 years on Twitter is quite some time! Life would not be the same. Thanks for following #Twirthday #MyTwitterAnniversary

D’you think KATY PERRY got a one off fee, or do you think she gets paid every time they ask a question for them using “I Kissed A Girl” as their theme music? #the1percentclub

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

Hey - Washing Machine manufacturers: Congratulations on perfecting the technology that turns every item of clothing inside out, that's quite an incredible achievement. But could you maybe offer an option to switch it off?

Amen to that! natalie imbruglia

I feel like Durex Global should use this as a social media ad campaign

Even though I'm posting this to get a 35% off coupon, I cant avoid saying it's freaking cool: lo.cafe/notchnook