Fucking hell I don’t need 24 races of Ferrari dice rolls, just give me consistent P5s and let me be comfortable

Thank god I only live 10 mins from the cbs because if I see Bidwell and Binks on the team sheet at 11:30 next week I’m staying home

Hot drink from McDonald’s on the way up, several in the ground and then the lottery of wondering if your car would still be where you parked it/still have all its parts attached. Some good cold nights in brum that season

Palmers biggest moment for us since he ran across the pitch against wolves and got a booking to miss the semi final

Be nice if Binks stopped being a total moron

Moron, you’re risking a penalty and red card to prevent a shot on goal in a play off semi first leg? Head would be in space if I supported Bristol

Great idea actually, but spread it for the whole country. One night where I walk into a ballot box and whichever teams have fucked me off the most is getting their absolute worst nightmare candidates picked. Be like Christmas waking up to see Zarah sultana now controls Burnley

How the hell have we done that then

Why is there keeper coming up at 1-1 😂

Big bad Bobby and King Kitching again is it. Somehow be Haji Wrights fault though I’m sure

Final chance and you don’t beat the first man, get Jordan Shipley back to drop some orbital strikes on the box I can’t be arsed with this and grimes corners

Can’t believe deadly Doug arranged for this fella to have a baby 9 months ago just so he could save on some appearance fees smh the big penny pincher

Hope this geezers had his parka dry cleaned for Monday night, just in case

Good lord we are getting absolutely roasted here, Franky must be doing sponsored silence on the touchline

Say sike right now

HAJ DOG MILLIONAIRE

This is how woolfenden drives forward with the ball

A win today and we are #there

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah fantastic